Why Santa Claus May Skip India This Christmas ?
Breaking News: Santa Claus reconsiders his 2025 India Tour this Christmas. Reason?—It’s 2025! No Presents For Good Kids?
On Christmas Eve, the world is again lit up. All the joy the year brought is being celebrated. However, the uncertainty of Santa’s attendance in India will affect the snowy fest.
Christmas is welcomed in India every year with charming excitement. Christianity, being a minority religion in India, that too of just about 2%, doesn’t hinder the excitement much. Though maybe not traditionally, people do organize gatherings and celebrate with food and music. During Christmas, like in any other country, Home Alone movies stream on televisions all around India too. Yet a major Christmas element, Santa Claus’s arrival, might not be witnessed this year.
Before visiting a place, it is advisable to get basic information about it, check online ratings, and read tourist reviews. The Big Red Man did the same. Though Santa visits India every year, this time the country is much unrecognizable to him. The old saint’s memory is one thing, but the significant reduction of greens is the primary reason here.
Moreover, as Mr. Claus reconsiders his visit, he takes into account his lack of knowledge of the countless languages spoken in the country. God forbid if Santa were to be caught red-dressed at midnight by the police, he would most probably have to give away some kid’s present to save himself. Additionally, he fears getting lynched for being dressed as himself.
As disheartening as this feels, it’s good for the Red Old Man. Who knows if he could survive the steaming air quality. Plus, he may find it difficult to fly his chariot in a foggy sky. Roads are out of the question. He doesn’t want a lame Rudolph. It is important that we support his decision. The kids can take it. It’s 2025. Indians know the pain of flights getting cancelled.
Lastly, if it makes us feel any better, considering Trump’s visa policies and attitude towards non-Americans, America too might be off Santa’s list. But who knows, maybe Santa Claus is a world citizen.
